SHOE
Liturgical poem about the shoe. While reading this aloud, one should rigorously observe the instructions in the margin. Do not forget to recite using a microphone connected to several loudspeakers at high volume. Place a shoe upon a table. The faithful who observe this ceremony should stand barefoot with a shoe in each hand.
Officiant (standing): The shoe
the shoe alone.
EVERYONE: A shoe just shoe.
Officiant: The mouth shoe
the nose shoe
the ear shoe
the hand shoe
the eye shoe
the leg shoe
the shoulder shoe
the breast shoe
the stomach shoe
the sex shoe
the knee shoe
the foot shoe.
EVERYONE (on their knees): The shoe
just
shoe.