Chopin, Mazurka, opus 33, number 1
(“I tied my tubes tonight”)
I went to CVS tonight
before this performance
I tied my tubes at CVS
CVS has a rabbi
He’ll tie your tubes
I don’t want to be a deadbeat Dad
I don’t want to perpetuate this line
so I went to CVS
and I said “Mr. Rabbi
will you scissor these strings that tie me
to the hinge of melancholy on that aforementioned plinth–
the strings of interrelation?”
and now my tubes are tied
I’m a clean man
I tied my tubes at CVS for free
next, I’ll get a bris
I want to lose this useless flap of skin